Let me start by asking you something: look deeply into my eyes for a few seconds and try to remember if you've ever seen anything like that before. Isn't your belly starting to feel funny?
Well, I am Detmar, and... I'M THE MAN!
I'm a direct descendant from Jesus Christ, and Elvis Presley was my cousin, and I've decided to give you all an opportunity to become my official fans. By doing this, you will have a unique opportunity to get in touch with the most important secrets of my personal success.
At the age of 13 I was already recognized by many as one of the most important entities in the known Universe. For the last years I have received billions of messages of love and affection. It all started when the almighty decided that this planet was needing a MAN, and of course, He choose me! Since that, I've received letters from the most beautiful women, the richest people, the brightest minds. Last week I even received an offer from an African citizen, known for having the biggest penis in the world: he wanted to donate it to me!!! I told him the color didn't match, but... guess what? I really don't need it. with all my powers, nothing is impossible, and I can deal with my 5 cm dick very well!
So, all I ask you is to fill the subscription, send it to me, and then wait until you receive a sign. This will be a signal, meaning that you have been accepted in a new congregation of love.
Please, stay updated as I will be posting new information as often as possible.
A big kiss for you all!
